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dehaans:

soft lumberjack vibes

image

Omg yass flannel

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You know what’s fun?

When you start to do the thing where you shut down every emotion but anger. Then you turn into an angry asshole and push everyone away, just upsetting you more because you can’t seem to stop pushing people away. Then all that emotion turns to anger because you’re so fucked up that’s all you can do. You start hurting those you love by pushing them away, then you get more angry because you’re a terrible person. And the kicker is: you have no right to be angry, it is completely selfish and irrational to be angry.
Because this is the most fun I’ve had my life.

  • Passage 1: train eveRYTHING.
  • Passage 2: lol that's dehumanizing.
  • Passage 1:
  • Passage 1:
  • Passage 1:
  • Passage 1: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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  • dad: how was the test?
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: ...I must have no expectations, lest they ruin the reality of the Grand Canyon
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thedarksideofherheart:

Me: *coughs*
Teacher: *pulls out chainsaw* I MUST DESTROY THIS ANSWER SHEET

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jaildinners:

remember “gee whiz” reblog if u are a true psat 2013 kid 

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nameless-directioner:

But why is no one talking about value p, there was math in the reading section forget about the depressed Japanese guy

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pequeliar:

"You will not be graded on your cursive."
A collective sigh of relief is heard throughout the room

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oh-the-boys-a-slag:

Did you see the crimson leaves falling or did you SEE the crimson leaves falling, young sensei?? Hmm??

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official-dylan-sprouse:

I just walked my dolphin across the Grand Canyon. The reporter asked me what kind of leash I was using. I really wanted her to ask questions about what percent of the women in my group speak Chinese.

She did not ask those questions.

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PSAT Prep 2014

smilelikeidontcare:

If you ain’t a ______ get up out my _________.

A) Sensei, calligraphy school
B) Boston man, Grand Canyon
C) dolphin trainer, water park
D) cow, potato farm
E) crimson leaf, tree

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"She could not attend because she had a piano recital simultaneously at the same time"
— Actual PSAT sentence (via ajavolkmans)
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michetan:

*looks out window*

when will Danzien-Sensei notice me 

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